88 Greenwich Update

August 14, 2008 at 8:17 am (88Greenwich, Buttonwood Real Estate, Commentary, douche, Douche Of The Day, Douchebag Dormitory, Food, Greenwich Club Residences, New York, Wall Street) (, , )

Douchebag Dormitory revealed.

This morning at the continental breakfast buffet at the Douchebag Dormitory, a rich white bitch, with her Aryan spawn and Asian domestic in tow decided to make conversation with “the help,” a Latina women who sets up the breakfast.

Rich Bitch: Where is your “hee-hoe?” (hijo)

The Help: Oh, my son? He is at my home.

Rich Bitch: Ok, oh, so he is at home.  Great.

Moral of this story:  Don’t butcher other people’s language.  Especially when they speak perfectly good English.  Otherwise, you sound like Peggy Hill from King of the Hill speaking Texican.  I bet this bitch is the kind of whitey that “namastes” her Tibetan nanny, and honors “oriental” culture by using chopsticks, eating sushi, loving Pad Thai, and practicing yoga too.  Lay off biatch.  Don’t steal other people’s culture and appropriate it badly.

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