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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern’s Rotten Apple: the rants and snarky musings of 2 disgruntled New Yorkers. A Pet Project of Privilege.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern: The court jesters who speak the truth. The skunks at the garden party. The alcoholic bachelor uncles who touched your preteen willy.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern: Overeducated and underpaid gentlemen of leisure who occasionally emerge from our languor to pounce like cougars and lash out with venom, taking up arms against the ills of Douchebaggery, Hypocrisy, and Sincerity, the mortal enemies to all that is good and decent in the world.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern: Defenders of the Holy Order of Thuggery, Buggery, and Skullduggery. This is not a crusade or a jihad, because that would be too sincere, and we are just too lazy to actually care that much.


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